Lottery Winner

If I won the lottery I would buy this big giant fish bowl and fill it up with slips of paper detailing things to do or buy. I would then buy a monkey and the monkey's job would be to retrieve a piece of paper from the fish bowl. He would bring the piece of paper to me and I would do whatever it read. I would repeat these steps until I ran out of money. Unfortunately, my ticket didn't win so I won't be doing this.